The Onion : Nation's Poor Win Election For Nation's Rich
Gotta love The Onion
. They just always put everything into perspective.
"'The Republican partyŚthe party of industrial mega-capitalists, corporate financiers, power brokers, and the moneyed eliteŚwould like to thank the undereducated rural poor, the struggling blue-collar workers in Middle America, and the God-fearing underpriviledged minorities who voted George W. Bush back into office,' Karl Rove, senior advisor to Bush, told reporters at a press conference Monday. 'You have selflessly sacrificed your well-being and voted against your own economic interest. For this, we humbly thank you.'"
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